Randomness v49

1.
Bear had blood on his finger, he says to himself....."I do not want to think that is ketchup!"

2.
Monkey- either I wouldn't say anything, or I'd say something.

(how profound)

3.
Regular saying.... Step on a crack and break your mothers back.
Bears new version.... Step on something black and break your dad's sack.
Me- Uhhh....yeah, we are not going to say that one again. :)  (He doesn't even know what that refers to, just rhymed to him.)

4.
Me-We're putting our house on the market.
Bear(8)- How are we going to get it there?

5.
Kangaroo- Run, mommy!  Run for the rest of your life!

6.
Kangaroo- When I got adopted it was the second most specialist day of my life!
Me- What was the first?
Kangaroo- When I asked Jesus to live in my heart.
Me- That's great news. :)

7.
Me- who put Mr. Potato heads Ear in the dishwasher?!

8.
Monkey- Seriously?!?
Me- I'm going to have to ban that word for too much usage?
Bear- Seriously?! We can't say seriously?

9.
Monkey(10)- If dad stored up all his toots he's ever done and did them all at the same time he could blast into space!

10.
Kangaroo- I rememberized it!

11.
Kangaroo- Sometimes when I sit still and watch a movie my armpits get sweaty.
Me- that's weird.



 

Randomness v48

1.
Bear(7)- I want to go back to a booster seat at the table?
Me- why?
Bear- Well, then it's easier for me to reach, and that makes it easier for me to eat, which makes it easier for me to stay alive.
Me- So in short, a booster chair makes it easier for you to stay alive? :)

2.
Monkey(10)- "Just letting you know that out of the random."

3.
Me- since it is spring, we are going to be spring cleaning.
Bear- Is this just a one day thing or every day of spring?  Cuz, this spring cleaning thing sure does make a mess!

4.
Kangaroo(7)- We're making this bathroom look borgeous!

5.
Me- no I'm not going to pay four dollars for body wash for you.
Bear- what about 3.99?

6.
TJ(while at home)- Why does this say I'm in Medford?
Monkey- because I am an inventor.
----This is just a tid bit of our world.  Many things dont make sense.  Many things are added to conversations those people didn't really belong in. :)

7.
Me to son- Smith and Johnson are two of the most common names in America.
TJ- It's also a good lawfirm name.  (Smith & Johnson) Ha.

8.
Me- What Holiday is on February 14th?
Monkey- The Fourth of July!
(FAIL)

9.
Monkey- You're saving glass cans right?

10.
Kangaroo-This is how I cheer him down.  (She mixed cheer up and calm down)

11.
Monkey- Mom we should do activities from a to b.  I mean A to Z.

12.
Bear- Do you get brown eyebrows when you cough?






 

Randomness v47

1.  Bear (during play time)- "Then, the fortune said that the giant was a peacock"
 (not sure what they were playing, but their conversation is interesting sometimes)

2.  Bear- "I saw a piece of chicken almost as big as my face, but bigger"

3. Girl- "Grandpa told me that last night."
Daddy- "He did?  You talked to grandpa?"
Girl- "No"

4.  Me- Let's learn this little rhyme.
Secrets, Secrets are no fun
Secrets, Secrets hurt someone

Bear-  Secrets, Secrets are no fun
Secrets, Secrets hurt one son.

5. Bear- looking at the Christmas presents under the tree.... "To mom, from Stephanie, What?!?  How can that be possible?"

6. Girl- "No prob-len-tay"

7. Monkey- "If the (foster) baby wrestled a chipmunk who do you think would win?"

8. Monkey- "It's like Bear has leprosy on his fingernails because they just fall off."

9.  Bear- "They should call it eleventeen and twelveteen.  Hey, eleventeen actually sounds good!"

10.  7 yr old girl- "I remember Chick-Fil-A!  It was the best pizza I ever had."



 

Randomness v46

1. Isaiah- "It's not stupid unless it's something good.  Like a cheese cutter."

(I have no idea what he meant by that, but I was cutting the cheese with a cheese cutter at the time.)

2. Me- "Let's not jump the gun here"
Monkey- "I can't jump a gun."

3.  Monkey- "Yes Mom, you could buy that, you have $100."
Me- "Yeah, we don't really broadcast those things"
Monkey- "Oh, yeah thats right you only have $10."
(nice save)

4.  Foster girl- "Guess how? Pie Cow!"

(mixed up the saying, supposed to be guess why, cow pie.)

5.  Grandma- "Monkey, what position do you play in football?"
Monkey- "offense and defense"
Grandma- "Well, that covers it all"

6. Bear- "If I could be an animal, I'd be a mountain goat."

7.  Monkey- "Maybe once I eat I'll get my appetite back."

8.  I (mom) was leaving for a ladies event.... Monkey- "I'll miss you mommy, but I'll still love daddy"

9.  Foster girl- "We had a kind of turkey but it's called a b b b  beef stick."

10.  Bear- "What does doo-doo mean?"
Monkey- "Poop"
Bear- "Oh, I've doo-doo-ed before"





 

Randomness v45

1.  Me- Wow, you sure gobbled up your chicken.  Or maybe I should say you clucked up your chicken. "Ba-doom, ching" ha

2.  6 yr old girl- "I'm going to save up to get an iPot"

3.  Monkey- "I want to be a monkey when I grow up"
Me- "yeah, that's not really a possible dream"

4.  6 yr old girl- "This is my 'Teddy-Cat'"

5.   16 yr old nephew-  It (Facebook) is like a frig full of leftovers.  I keep going back but it's the same old stuff.

6.   Monkey- 10 seems older than 9.

7.  6 yr old girl- "when I went to the farm I fed a pig."
Me- was it a baby pig.
girl- no
4 yr old boy- "OH, Was it a Father pig?!"

8.  Monkey- "the only part I like about funerals is the cake."

9.  Bear- Ouch, I hit my head.
Girl- "Oh, are you ok, Bud?
Bear- Yeah, but could you just call me by my name instead of Bud?"

10.  Bear- "This pizza tastes like noodles"
4 yr old foster boy- "NO it isn't!"

11.   Bear- "You can be too big, but you can't be too small."




 

Randomness v44

1.
Monkey- Now that I think of it, I'm going to try to not blink anymore.  Because when Jesus comes back it's going to be as quick as a blink of an eye.  So if I blink I'll miss it.

2.
Monkey looks at my checkcard and sees the visa logo and says- "Hey, you have a visa half time card!"

3.
Monkey- I'm usually the non-quietest.
Me- Interesting how you're not admitting that you're loud, yet kinda are by saying you're the non-quietest.

4.
Bear- When it's 1 hour before 50 o'clock gas is going to be $100.
Me- What?!?

5.
TJ- Did I tell you that Home Depot and Office Max are joining?
Me- uh?!?  laughing- You mean Office Depot and Office Max?

6.
Bear- "This is another one of these."
(Great description)

7.
Bear- I wish I could rip my body in 2 pieces without dying so that half of me could sit with mommy and half of me could sit with daddy.


8.
Foster girl- You're gross people.
Monkey- We're not people, we're boys.

9.
Foster girl- Wanna play with me?
Monkey- I will!
Foster girl- OK!
Foster boy 3yrs- I will play with you.
Foster girl 6 yrs- No! You're not a girl!
Me- Uh you do realize that Monkey is a boy, right?

10.
Bear threw rocks and sand down the sewer drain by our driveway.  Then comes in the house to fill a cup up with water. "Hey, how come there's no sand in my cup?"

11.
Bear- Some day I'm going to flood the whole world with Olive Oil.

12.
Grandma's logic- "It was dark because it was too bright."




 

Randomness v43

1.
Monkey- Mom, do you need more pail-nolish?

2.
Monkey- When I have my own restaurant, I'm going to name it Jennies  old-fashioned pizza.

3.
Monkey- Smart as the other bear.
Me- I think the phrase is smart as the average bear.

4.
Monkey was looking out the van at the snow covered fields and says it looks like someone poured cookies and cream ice cream all over the ground.  So my mom looks out the other side and chimes in, then those hay bales look like biscuits.

5.
Monkey- on the first day of Christmas my true love came to me.
Me- my first love GAVE to me.

6.
My 4 year old nieces way of describing something to me.
We don't have that at our house, because we dont.
My mom doesn't have one of those, because she doesn't.

7.
Bear- Tuesday is the best day of the year.

8.
Bear is vacuuming and Monkey is mimicking the vacuum noise.
Bear-You're just making extra racket.  No thank you.

9.
Bear- what is 4x4?
Me- 16
Bear- oh, so that truck is 16 years old.
(We were parked next to a 4x4 pickup)

10.
I kissed TJ.  Monkey says, awwww....Well actually that is disgusting, but kinda sweet too.


 

Randomness v42

1.
Me- (singing) Lady in Red.....
Monkey- (doesn't know the song but tries singing along)- Lady in blue, lady in all different colors like you.


2.
Me- Thank you for your manners.
Monkey- It should be womanners to you and manners to me.


WOMANners, MANners.....get it?  I thought that was pretty interesting for him. :)

3.
Bear- I remember the cartoons I watch and then I refresh my brain and I can watch it again inside my head.

4.
Monkey-If I were a human cat I'd jump out the window.

5.
4 year old niece- What time it is?
(Looks at my watch) Oh, 49:10:11

6.
Kids were playing in the mud.  I told monkey I'd give him a reward if he cleaned the mud off his brothers shoes.  He went out to do it and said to me, I don't want a reward from you.  I'll just wait to get my reward in Heaven instead.

7.
Me- How many days are in a year?
Bear- 7
Me- no that's a week.
Monkey- 30
Me- no that's a month.
Monkey- OH! 31!
(Oh dear)

8.
Me- As long as we go in and get it done.
Monkey- You mean no dilly-daggin'
Me- it's dilly-dallying.

9.
Me- Whats the capital of Argentina
Monkey- Buenos Dias.
Me- Close, Buenos Aires

10.
KNOW
Me- when the k is next to the n it doesn't say anything, it's called a silent letter.
Bear- WELL then WHY do they even put it there? Just leave it off!!!



 

Randomness v41

1.
We are all sitting around the dinner table having a nice conversation.
Bear yells out, "TOM & JERRY"
TJ and I just look at each other wondering what that was about....then he says,
"I just had to let that out"
Bwahahaha

2.
Me- What happened to my yellow cloth for the chalk board?
Bear- maybe a chipmunk came in the house and stole it.

3.
Monkey- Mom, I'm finally reading little red robin hood.
Me- Well, is it robin hood or little red riding hood?

4.
Monkey was reading a flier about pig.  After reading about products that come from a pig like leather and soap he says, "Are you kidding me? My soap comes from a pig?  I may as well just go rub my hands on a pig to wash them!"

5.
Me- Isn't it amazing what God did for us?  It's not just amazing, it's amazing grace!
Monkey-You mean like amazing grace baptist church?  That should be the name of our church.

6.
Monkey singing- "rowin', rowin', rowin' on a river."
Me- It's rolling on a river....but I guess rowing would make sense. Ha.

7.
TJ- If you do that too much your eyes will stay that way.
Monkey- That's an old woman's tale.
Me- it's "old wives tale"
Monkey- most of the things parents don't want their children doing they tell the old wives about.

8.
Bear- We are just teasing you around.

9.
TJ sternly saying to 3 yr old child- "Do you say no to me?"
3 yr old child....Looks at him with a hilariously confused look on his face, like the answer to this question is no, but I'm not supposed to say no to him.....now what?

10.
Bear- Mom, guess what I wrote?
Me- I love you mom
Bear- nope
Me- mom is the best mom ever
Bear- nope
Me- mom is the coolest person in history
Bear- nope
Me- I want to eat cookies
Bear- nope
Me- Just tell me already!
Bear- www dot com
Me- Bwahaahahahahaha.....I would have never guessed that!

11.
I was preparing burritos with refried beans, and my 4 year old niece says, I don't want peanut butter on my taco.



 

Randomness v39

Gotta admit....it's  been WAY too nice out to blog.

BUT!  I thought it was time for some randomness from the Wright household.

1. Bear-Can it get so hot, that something freezes?

2. Monkey-The funnest place in history?!?.......GRANDMA's.

3. Bear-What's a spongee cord?

4.  Conversation......
Me-Did Lazarus have siblings?
Bear-Yes, he had 2 sisters.
Me-Very good....what were their names?
Bear- I don't remember.
Me-(hinting) Mary and.....
Monkey-(interrupting the conversation) Joseph!...   Oh wait.

5. Monkey-Holy Cow!  This is so awesome!  What is it anyway?

6. Will-Addy, you can't go peeking through peoples drawers.

7. TJ- That burp tasted like cake batter.  They don't usually taste good, but I wish I could burp again.

8.TJ- It must be cold in here, because everytime I try to use my phone it freezes.

9.Bear-I think it's so cold that some of it melted.



(for the life of me, I don't know why my children are so confused with the hot/cold thing....they are frequently saying things wrong like that.)


 

Randomness v38

1- Monkey- Mom, I miss you being normal.
2- Bear- He can't pick him up, but He can pick him up!

(huh?!)

3- Bear- "Ok, let me go ask mom.  Dad, can I watch him play that?"

4- Monkey- It feels like ice cream in here.

5- TJ- my back hurts.
Me- my head hurts.
TJ- I'll walk on your head, if you walk on my back.

6- Monkey- "Bear, would you like to play with me?"
 Bear- "Yes, I would love to play with you!  Do you want to play with me?"
Monkey- (weird look on his face) "Uh,  that's what I just asked you."

7- TJ- What game do you want to play tonight?
Monkey- Old Maid River

8- Monkey- Dad, quick think!
TJ- the expression is think quick.
Me- Actually the expression is "Think Fast" 


 

Toys are Overrated #6- erasers

Who needs toys when you have ERASERS!

 

Toys are Overrated #5- wood and sticks

 Who needs toys when you've got wood and sticks!

Anytime we go for a walk, mom can I bring this stick home?  If there's wood or sticks somewhere, you know they are playing with it!

old pics...but always a current toy!

 

Toys are Overrated #4-String

 Who needs toys when you have paper string, or real string for that matter!

Every time I scrapbook, my kids argue over who's going to get this paper string that is left over from my tape runner.

Mom, can I have that string this time?!

 

Toys are Overrated #3-cups and dice

Who needs toys when you have cups and dice!

My kids will sit at the table and play with cups and lots of dice for a long time!  Stack them, sort them, guess which one has the most in it.

 

Toys are Overrated #2-gloves

Who needs toys when you can play with gloves....


Look mom!  We are frogs!

Rib-bit, Rib-bit, Rib-bit, Rib-bit...





 

Randomness v37

1.
Bear-  Sometimes I wish my fingers were scissors.


2.
Bear-  I never can sometimes get to sleep.



3.
Monkey- Look mom!  It looks like I'm getting ready to run! (see picture)

4.
Monkey-  This is soaking wet, and it's supposed to be soaking dry.



5.
I bumped my elbow and it really hurt so I was sitting there ooohing and ahhhhing.  Bear comes up gives me a hug, then says....come on, Be a MAN!
Hahaha...I tell them to man up all the time.




 

Toys are Overrated #1-boxes

Who needs toys when you have boxes.....

Sometimes I'm amazed what my kids will play with other than their toys.  So here's a little series that I will throw out at you every once in a while with my crazy kids new "toy" :)

Oh what do we even buy real toys for?!



 

Randomness v36

1.
Bear- That's not that redicifult.  (he mixed Difficult and Ridiculous together)

2.
We were swimming in a hotel pool, Bear looks up at the life saving device on the wall and says, That's what someone would use if you started shrinking.

lol...probably thinking sinking...but meaning drowning. :)

3.
Eating supper.
Bear- I couldn't hear you cuz my mouth was full.

4.
Bear- Daddy your drinking out of mommys cup.
Dad- She's drinking out of my cup.
Bear- Well that doesnt give you the prove to drink out of her cup.

(*right, to drink out of her cup)  Funny how they twist words around.)

5.

Monkey- Here comes the smoulder. 

Nevermind that he was being weird and put 2 clown nose toys on his ears. :)




 

Randomness v35

1.
Monkey- Dad, don't sing at the table.
Bear- Yeah, it's against the law!  If the cops saw you singing they'd arrest you.

2.
Me- The concert was super loud.
Bear- Like as loud as a bear can yell?

3.
Monkey- Did a bider spot you?
Me- ?!  Do you mean did a spider bite me?
(that was a weird twist on words)

4.
Bear- What did the road say to the chicken?
answer from Bear- I think you cut my head off!
( I don't get it either, but he sure thought it was a good one!)

5.
6 year old niece- Don't tell that bug where I am, cuz I want to get him.

6.
Monkey- My tongue hurts, I can't say anymore things.

 7.
Grandma- Kids, don't step on the hostas by the tree.
8yr old nephew- Wait, where are the hostages?